A little dark. A little dumb. Exactly right.
This one’s for birthdays where the jokes hit before the candles do. Printed the old school way on thick cotton paper, because if you’re gonna roast someone, at least do it properly.
✦ A2 size 4.25″ x 5.5″
✦ Blank inside for your own damage control
✦ Kraft envelope included
✦ Letterpress printed in the USA
✦ Heavy cotton paper
Card text
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE. Oh wait, you’re just old.
